Title: Tomorrow Ben Bernanke will Go Before Congress. As Usual, the Congressmen will Slobber Over Bernanke and Ask for More Queer Money.
Author: Andrew M Molchan
Date: Wed June 6th, 2012
6/6/2012 ANDY'S INSIGHTS. Tomorrow Ben Bernanke will Go Before Congress. As Usual, the Congressmen will Slobber Over Bernanke like John Wayne Gacy Slobbering Over Etan Patz.
Congress is in love with Bernanke. Why? Because Bernanke gives Congress thousands of Helicopters that are throwing tons of Queer Money out of their windows. The Queer $$$ makes it possible for Congress to DO NOTHING.
However, even MORE Queer $$$ is now needed to keep kicking the cans down the road. So tomorrow's meeting might not be the usual love fest.
Congress could say, "Ben, we love you but we need a lot more Queer. Federal Debt going up by only 1.5 Trillion a year just doesn't turn us on. We need it bigger, deeper and wider. More like 5 or 6 Trillion a year for the next 20 years."
"We need to motivate the American people. We were thinking of new songs, like:
"Queer in the Morning...
"Queer in the Evening...
"Queer in the Summer time...
"We're thinking of LOTS of new bumper stickers: Like 'A Day Without Queer is Like a Day Without Life,' and 'Jesus Loves Queer Money.' What we need is a Grand Crusade for Queer."
Ben's answer, "You got it sweethearts."