Title: Two "Two Cow" Stores that were Hacked from the Site.
Author: Andrew M Molchan
Date: Mon January 7th, 2013
FIRST RAN Dec. 14th 2012, but was Hacked from the site.
Dec 14th 2012. The TWO COWS Give Their Approval for John Kerry as Secretary of State.
COW 1, "Looks like Kerry will be the new Secretary of State."
COW 2, "Well, between Condoleezza and Hillary we Girls have been Secretary of State for twelve years. Maybe it's time for somebody with outside plumbing to take the job."
COW 1, "During the time we girls were Secretary of State America did NOT start any new wars, and it ended the war in Iraq. Women are better at NOT starting wars than men."
COW 2, "That's because we don't let out penis do our thinking."
COW 1, "That's because we don't have a penis."
COW 2, "Well, America needs to have some serious talks with Iran, and others, and maybe a man is better for right now."
COW 1, "Yeah, as a Vietnam War veteran Kerry can tell the Iranians that having a war just for the fun of it all sometimes isn't that much fun."
COW 2, "He can say, 'Been there - Done that, and it was NOT a joy.' Most wars aren't much fun anymore."
COW 1, "If American troops had never gone to Vietnam, the world today in 2012 would be the same."
COW 2, "You're wrong, it would be better. The Vietnam War slowed the flow of history, it caused the Cultural Revolution in China with all of that horror and waste, and it set back by 14 years the spread of openness in China and Vietnam."
COW 1, "The Iranians will tell Kerry that they are pissed off about the Zionist's slavery and Colonialism in the West Bank."
COW 2, "Who in the World isn't? Kerry needs to tell the Iranians the truth. Things are going in the right direction. Slowly, yes slowly, but going in the right direction."
COW 1, "That's true, the West Bank slave Colony has no future as a slave Colony. It's not if it will be free, but only when. The Iranians cooling it and being less of an international trouble maker will make West Bank freedom arrive sooner, and overall Middle East stability arrive sooner."
COW 2, "Kerry has been a Senator since 1985, that's 27 years. Maybe Kerry can teach Iranian PM Mahmoud Ahmedinajad to do what US Senators do, say the opposite of what they really think."
COW 1, "Kerry is tall and that's a plus, but he has a horse face."
COW 2, "Well, a horse face works for Jay Leno."
COW 1, "Maybe the secret for Kerry's success as Secretary of State is to get some really good writers like Leno has."
COW 2, "We're open."
COW 1, "I don't think Kerry is that imaginative."
FIRST RAN Dec. 13th 2012, but Hacked from the site.
Dec. 13th 2012. Andy's TWO COWS Talk about the FED's "New" Plan for Yet ANOTHER Trillion Dollars of Queer.
COW 1, "In today's Wall Street Journal the headline story and picture is Bernanke saying that in 2013 he's going to pump out $85 Billion Dollars worth of QuEer PER MONTH. So that's an Additional Trillion Dollars worth of Queer Money in 2013."
Cow 2, "Washington DC ONLY knows to how to make mistakes bigger. All of the Queer Trillions that Bernanke has already pissed out haven't worked to increase employment, so the FED faggots are doing More of what's a Proven Failure."
COW 1, "Where is the $85 Billion Dollars Per MONYH coming from?"
COW 2, "It's ALL fabricated shit. They open up the computer and type another hundred Billion Dollars into the FED's account."
COW 1, "Isn't that illegal?"
COW 2, "Whatever a Government does is by definition legal. The Holocaust was legal by German Law, so legally inside of Germany there was no crime. Murdering the Jews was all Preventive Law Enforcement and legal. Just like the massive accounting fraud, deceit and money trickery inside of today's FED is legal under American law."
COW 1, "Preventive Law Enforcement, wasn't that just limited to Nazi Germany?"
COW 2, "No. It's what Bashar Assad is doing right now in Syria. It's the constant call from America's Zionists to have America Pearl Harbor Iran, and murder a lot of Iranians to PREVENT them from doing any possible future crimes."
COW 1, "Could you and I do the same kind of accounting that the FED is doing?"
COW 2, "Absolutely not. What the FED faggots are doing is pure Madoff tag-team accounting fraud between the FED and the US Treasury. Madoff was running the same kind of accounting tag-team fraud between his New York Company and his London Company. If we did the same thing we'd be in jail for the next 500 years just like Madoff."
COW 1, "I don't get it. So the FED faggots pump out another Trillion Dollars of QuEer Money in 2013. My question is - So What? Isn't more money a good thing?"
COW 2, "Let's see if you're smart enough to learn what the FED deadheads will Never understand. Let's pretend that I'm Bernanke, and I waive my magic fairy faggot wand and I create a Million Dollars in a suitcase, and I give the Million Dollars to you."
COW 1, "I like it, I like it. Do me."
COW 2, "Okay, so you have a Million Dollars in your suitcase. What do you really have?"
COW 1, "Well, I have everything - don't I?"
COW 2, "Not really. The Million Dollars, can you eat it and keep from starving? The answer is NO. Can you drive it to work? The answer is NO. Will it keep you warm in the winter and cool in the summer? The answer is NO. What you really have is a suitcase full of asswipe, and it's not even very good asswipe."
COW 1, "But I can BUY all of those things with my FED Free money - right?"
COW 2, "Here is where you have to turn your brain on. Let's say that YOU go to a farmer. A farmer who used real land, real water, seeds, expensive real farm machinery, gasoline, work, and the TIME and All of the Many products it took to live while his crops grew. You go to the framer and you with your Queer Money, YOU buy a bag of Corn that took REAL WORK and REAL ASSETS to produce. What just happened?"
COW 2, "I got a bag of Corn with my FREE Money."
COW 1, "Yes, that part is true. What else happened?"
COW 2, "I don't know what you mean?"
COW 1, "You bought something that is REAL, with something that is NOT REAL. Your suitcase of Bernanke Queer doesn't represent any kind of work, asset, or value anywhere else in the world. It's pure queer NOTHING."
COW 1, "I don't see what you're getting at."
COW 2, "If you buy anything that took real work and real assets to product, and you buy it with something that's totally fabricated and never was real. What happened?"
COW 1, "I don't understand what you're asking."
COW 2, "When you buy something that's real, with something that NEVER was real like the FED's faggot money. What you've done is corrupt and distort the value of what is real."
COW 1, "But isn't it all real?"
COW 2, "No, it's not all real. It's like one glass of pure drinking water and one glass of faggot shit water. When you mix them together you DO NOT get two glasses of pure drinking water. You get two glasses of shit water. You end up with More Water, or in this case More money, but it's corrupted shit money. For the last five years I've been saying that the only thing the FED is doing is pissing in the soup. Yeah, we have more soup, and it's making everyone sick."
COW 1, "I still don't see what you're trying to say."
COW 2, Let me put it this way. Suppose you pick up a stone on the road, and you go to the farmer's stand and you buy your bag of Corn with the stone."
COW 1, "What's the stone supposed to be?"
COW 2, "The Stone is like the FED queer million dollars I just gave you. That money never had any value. It's like the stone, it's all Pretend value. It all fraud value. It's the value that Madoff's bank accounts had. So you buy the Corn with the stone - what happened?"
COW 1, "I got a bag of Corn with a stone?"
COW 2, "Yes that's true. And what did the Farmer get?"
COW 1, "Well, ah...he got the stone."
COW 2, "So the farmer got a stone in exchange for a bag of Corn that COST the farmer real work, and real assets to product. What happened?"
COW 1, "I told you, I got my Corn."
COW 2, "Yes, you did get your corn, but in the process YOU MADE THE FARMER POORER. The farmer gave you something that cost him real time, real work and real assets for something that's fabricated queer. The farmer is poorer."
COW 1, "I don't get it."
COW 2, "What I'm saying is that all of the FED's fabricated Trillions are making the real workers of America, and the world, POORER. The workers of America are giving real work for fabricated queer money NOTHING. The more queer money that the FED pumps out the LESS VALUABLE the work of Americans, and everyone's work, becomes. One of the reasons for America's high unemployment is the FED's queer money that is CORRUPTING THE VALUE of real work."
COW 1, "I don't understand."
COW 2, "Let's look at it from a totally different angle. Why the Hell would anyone in America go thought the headaches of building a new factory in the USA, putting up with the Unions, the EPA, the lawyers, the taxes, and all of that crap when they can borrow money from the FED at almost NOTHING, arbitrage it for 200% to 500% profit, and all while they're on their yacht in St Barts? It's the FED's artificially forced down low interest rates that are causing unemployment, not curing it."
COW 1, "I still can't see what you're trying to say."
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If you like the above COW story, e-mail a copy to your Congressman, and/or Senator(s). If YOU don't care about what's happening to America - why should your Congressman care? The FED's Queer Trillions are in the long run making people ALL OVER THE WORLD poorer, ESPECIALLY the already poor.
The FED's Trillions of queer dollars have RAISED food prices ALL OVER THE WORLD. The world's poor spend 60% to 70% of their money on basic food and energy. When the FED faggots raise prices it INCREASES the misery of hundreds of millions of people, and that in turn creates MORE civil wars, revolutions, conflicts and bloody in-fighting. The American FED has ALREADY killed a lot of people in the world, and WILL kill a lot more.
There is a good argument for calling the USA FED the biggest in-direct terrorist killer in the world. All over the world hundreds of millions of poor people live in FEAR of the next raise in US FED caused food prices. Another FED Trillion dollars of Queer Money for 2013 will DEFINITLY raise food prices for the world's poor, and make them a even poorer.
The people of the World have to wake up. The US FED is too big and too important to just let it keep f**king up the World year after year. The FED's NOT REAL queer money is in the long run making the whole world poorer.
If you like the above Andy's Two COWS story, e-mail a copy of it to your local newspaper, and/or local talk radio program. If you're a foreign reader, permission is given to do the same. Get involved, you're not living on the Moon. The World is your World. Today it really IS One World. When the Titanic sank, it sink for EVERYONE.